i had the most amazing birthday this last weekend and i would like to share with you the recipie for the perfect birthday

here goes

A dash of new friends

A splash of old ones

A pinch of Chemical substances

Add happy hardcore to taste

get baked with strawberry every hour or so

and just marinate in happiness

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okay here goes did any one see that episode of queer as folk when ted was getting fucked in the backseat of his car? Well ( Read more... )

Im really to lazy to type all this so here it is in list form ( Read more... )

well folks thats the deall i finally found a job that pays well

i will be working third shift(garveyard)
at two seperate circle Ks

im gonna be making $7.00 an hour and $5.00 anight extra for working graveyard

and ill be working 40 hours every week and i get paid weekly fuck that bi weekly crap

okay so i have been jobless for going on 4 months now and it sux mad balls ( Read more... )

Okay so granted i told a few people that i was gonna be a good boy and not have any pills until new moon festival ( Read more... )

Willy wonka is an E tard

i mean come on he lives in an Etards paradise bright colors everything is made out of candy he has a dark tunnel with bright flashing lights

and he has lil bitty dancing arabians what e tard could ask for more

on the creepy side johnny depp is kind of hot when hes all smiley and creepy


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So here is le deal i had this pos car and today i decided to sell it to a junk yard for 100 dollars . i really needed the money so i could go with machinegirl to dinner and to wait all night at borders for harry fuckin potter .

then on saturday we are going to rocky horror which makes me uber happy cuz i havent been or seen alot of my friends since february .
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kay so here is the deal. I feel like im starting to loose touch with people i used to be really close with.I know that i should be really upset about this but it really hasnt even bothered me.I was actually starting to feel kinbd of unwanted in my previous situation.But now ive found a few people who make me feel like the actually want me around. ( Read more... )

see i knew that there was a reason i never wanted one of these things no one ever reads em so why even bother unless a miracle happens im just gonna stop updating