Title: "Orlando Bloom, Patron Saint of Maturity" 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: Katie McGrath/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Summary: Katie and Karl really are trying to kill him, or make him doubt his sanity or something, Orlando's sure of it.
Notes: Written for the ninth day of the The Lazy ( Read more... )

Title: Almost Like Déjà Vu
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Fandom: Actor RPF
Pairing: Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Josh Hartnett
Rating: PG
Word count: 472
Summary: A quick snippet in the kitchen
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you...
Author's Notes: Lazy Hazy Summer Daze ( Read more... )

Title: That Look ( Read more... )

Title: "Reditus Domum" 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Summary: Harry's finally made his choice. Sequel to Prima Nocta.
Notes: Written for the fifth day of the The Lazy Hazy Summer Daze Writing Challenge for greeniezona, who asked for present day Harry/Karl, "burn the boats ( Read more... )

Title: "Love Comes (In A Heartbeat)" 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Fandom: Troy RPF
Pairing: Eric Bana/Sean Bean (Diane Kruger/Orlando Bloom)
Rating: R (language)
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Summary: Tall, Blond, Bespectacled & Gorgeous walked into Eric's life on a Tuesday.
Notes: Written for the third day of the The Lazy Hazy Summer Daze Writing ( Read more... )

Title: Laddies
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Fandom: Game of Thrones RPF
Pairing: Kit Harington/Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Word count: 356
Summary: Sean might kill them if they don't kill him first.
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Author's Notes: Lazy ( Read more... )

Title: "Ride Out The Storm" 1/1
Author: Brenda (azewewish)
Pairing: Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean (Christina Hendricks/Viggo Mortensen)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I only own the plot, not the people involved.
Summary: Orlando makes the discovery of a lifetime.
Set in the same universe as Transmissions Will Resume and Breach The Outer Sphere. Dystopian AU ( Read more... )

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Title: "The First Rule Of Sharing" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Josh Hartnett, Karl Urban, Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Karl isn't fucking Josh or Orlando.
Summary: Karl enjoys an evening with Josh and Orlando - basically, it's a PWP interlude that takes place a few weeks after Lessons.

I'm ( Read more... )

Title: "Lessons" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Harry Sinclair, Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Orlando's still not in a relationship with Harry and Karl.
Summary: Harry and Orlando have a very long overdue discussion.
Takes place right after A Few More Questions.

One day, I'd love to know how ( Read more... )