A Sudden Realization

[femiknitzi]

 So, I am sitting here , waiting to try out tscheese 's flashlight trick, and it's just hit me-
I AM SITTING IN THE DARK, WAITING FOR A CRICKET TO GET HORNY.
(Update: no chirping yet, I'm waiting a bit longer to see what happens.)
Update:
I sat in bed for about an hour with the lights off. No cricket sounds. Finally, I turn them back on, feeling certain that

Comments

Hahaha

[edgeborn]

Okay, sorry, but the way you just told what must be a horrific experience, was freakishly funny.

Re: Hahaha

[femiknitzi]

Thanks!
Out of curiosity, do I know you from somewhere?