oo7.

[feorging]

Harry Potter and the Inevitable Future

Always a specky little prat, a rare and fortuitous day had Harry Potter manning up and pulling the twig out of his arse to tie the knot with one Ginevra Weasley. It was horribly awkward, and the two of them popped out thirty-seven nippers and lived happily ever after.

The End.Blimey. Whoever wrote this's a

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[oneminutemaze]

It wasn't me. [ She sounds absolutely miserable as she continues. ] Mine was longer.

[feorging]

Don't suppose it was better written as well? I'd love to have a look at it.

[oneminutemaze]

You'd think that, but you would be wrong. Harry is going to murder me if I show anyone -- he might murder me for writing it in the first place.

[feorging]

Who, Potter? Completely harmless, couldn't hurt a Horklump. C'mon, let's have it.

[greding]

Brilliant work, Freddie. Really, top notch.

[feorging]

Cheers, Georgie. Think there's a career in this for me? Could be the greatest writer of this generation.

[greding]

I wouldn't quit your day job just at the moment.

[feorging]

And I thought I'd finally found my artistic canvas. Bollocks.

[feorging]

[YOU LAUGHED. ADMIT IT.]

Honestly, it's as though he was aiming to get a rise out of you lot. Terrible, that.

[feorging]

[LIAR.]

To do so would be venturing into the mind of a madman, and that's a rather terrifying place to be. Careful, Harry.

[immortaltwat]

Thirty-seven? That sounds painful.

[feorging]

Never underestimate the magic of love, mate.

[immortaltwat]

Oh, I don't. What else could make a woman willing to have sex again after going through labour?

I still say thirty-seven sounds excessive. Unless you have kids in litters, then I suppose it's less unreasonable.

[feorging]

D'you mean to say that's not how Muggles have 'em? Sets of six or seven at a time?

[....why do these two encourage each other....]

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[oshutup]

That sounds rather frustrating a story, except for the 'happily ever after' part.

And 'the end'.

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[feorging]

Those were my favourite bits as well, though I think the 'specky little prat' was a good touch.

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[oshutup]

What does Ginny think of it?

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[feorging]

She's positively chuffed, naturally.