Oh hey, just in case anyone was confused, and thought the situation in Lebanon and Israel has to do with a complicated politico-religo-socio-scenario, you were wrong! It's actually just because of those damn gays and their parades.
You know, I never before realized how problematic the difference between God-time and human-time is. We all know that, for example, our lives are 'as a handsbreadth' to God, since He is eternal and that's really big, eh? But this is really a problem. There's a gay pride march in 2006 and since God is thinking in such large terms, we have centuries of violence in the area as anticipatory punishment. Maybe He can't even work on a smaller scale. Of course, people many generations ago wouldn't have had the faintest idea of why this violence was happening. It's only now that we realize that it's all because of the Homosexuals.
Well, supposedly, we've already got the pestilence thing down, so we just need to consolidate the war thing, tack on death and famine, and we've got an excellent set.
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...and by that I mean the queers, obviously, not religion.
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Or really, the power to do anything, besides make me wish I wasn't one, which they apparently have in spades.
Although the rumor mill says James Franco's a big old queen.
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The holly divine spirit, eh? I suppose that plants are now pissed off about gays as well.
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