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*sucks teeth slowly* So, Kutcher tried to punk me and the boys but yea see, it failed *laughs slightly*. We kinda attacked the wannabe cops so his lil prank pretty much back-fired. will.i.am was in on it and I guess he's even shocked we fought back so bad *laughs*. We're loyal, what can yah say ( Read more... )

*laughs* I'm not dead or anything. Not sick, not even unable to get to my computer. I just think not updating and letting everyone think I'm dead is funner *nods* But it's been a week or two so I decided to roll through, drop a holla and roll back on out *laughs*. Hmm, what's new in my life? Nothing really. I'm convinced my tour manager is trying ( Read more... )

Hmm, we just got settled into our hotel in New York and I refuse to spend all day cooped up in this room all alone...Sooo, anyone in NYC that wants to chill with mee *grins* drop me a line at Hey MAMA Fergie

:-*

I am so bored and the cute, straight boys aren't logged on. And where's Pharrell? Hmm?

I am so drunk and tired right now. JC baby know's why. :-*

I really need more icons. And where's TRACE and STEVE???

I vanished. I'm back ( Read more... )

I miss Daddy.

Did you all see me on The Sharon Osbourne show today?? YOU BETTER HAVE TAPED IT! >:O We did the new single, "Shut Up" and finished it up with the break and hook from, "Hey Mama" so the boys could freestyle. It was a good time. Willi loved meeting "Camp Jim" and I was just glad to be on tv period ( Read more... )

Justin Timberlake is taken. He is my bottom bitch boy and we have kinky, slutty sex with JC and Love. All you hoochies need to recognize.

Britney Spears is such a slut. Can we be more original? Lets copy Christina's career move for move. SLUT!

Hi Joel! Hi Trace! Hi Eddie! Hi Steve!

<3, Fergie Hewitt-Timberlake-Chasez!