I never thought that waving to first graders would make me so effing happpy.

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TODAY IS GREAT DAY FOR ZOMBIES!

THE PRESIDENT APPROVED THE SALE AND CONSUMPTION OF BRAINS! THANK THE LORD FOR THIS VICTORIOUS CELEBRATION! GOD BLESS ALL THE LITTLE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS................

It's almost been one year since I last wrote in the live journal. Let's see, no big news to announce....
Oh well, see you in another year. Until then, SALINGER AWAY!

oh my we have trouble

I just realized, it's not summer until I listen to Sour Girl by Stone Temple Pilots.

I misstepped off of a ladder and hurt my ankle. At first it was all right, but the pain got worse and worse until 30 mins before my shift ended. It got really swollen, so I had to file an accident report. Which was a hoot in itself, spending 20 mintues with my cute asian boss while we filed it electronically. They apprently reworked the whole ( Read more... )

I went running around the Rose Bowl today around 2:30. It was around 90, so I was the only one jogging except for this one guy wearing a plastic sweat suit. He burst into flames in front of me.

When I run, I know.

I like to think of music videos that involve everyone at Target.

Lyrics from my favorite song go here.

Va va va voom.