fuck me

[fesso]

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 106 proof, with specific scores in beer (0) , wine (16), and liquor (17).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and

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[greensubmarine]

so. when are we going drinking?

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (50), and liquor (95).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.