so i looked at my resolutions from last year and i actually succeeded in the majority of them. i don't know the date still, which i had resolved to try to know at all times, but meh. you can't win em all ( Read more... )

you octogenarian ljers out there no doubt remember this old tune(see post title), popularized by the 1932 presidential campaign by FDR, possibly the sole reason Hoover was defeated, that and he was blamed for the whole depression thing ( Read more... )

here is a list of anonymous fuck yous ( Read more... )

anyone have any photos of parkdale that they want to lend me? I'm looking for something to accompany an article on parkdale for an online magazine. you will get full credit, but no money. did i mention fame? there will be fame. drop me a line.

so much to say, but i forget it all ( Read more... )

i hate birthdays. i hate them because it's all reminiscing and regretting and could-have-beens and generally feeling sorry for myself. not that i don't do that on other days, birthdays i just feel it more than usual. last night was shitty, in so many ways, on so many levels. in ways that make me feel even worse for thinking them because i am a ( Read more... )

if you do not understand the allusion i am making in the subject heading of this post, it is because you are not as hip as i am, and when you do figure it out, you can reference this entry (as the date is recorded) and mathematically determine how much cooler i am than you by this simple formula ( Read more... )

i have been reading heart of darkness since i do nothing at work. it's pretty good. some parts of it really roll. i think everyone should read so they can begin to understand what terrible creatures humans are. i don't know why we stil have faith and can't just accept that we're animals like everyone else ( Read more... )

been a long time been a long time now ( Read more... )

henry escaped on saturday, he pawed open the screen door and took off. my mom found him down the street under a car. he doesn't seem to want to go outside so much anymore. so don't worry folks, i think he's got it way too good here ( Read more... )