Brain scan tomorrow: w00t.

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Friday was my birthday, 
and to all those wieners who made it fantastic, I love you.

To the un named lame crooked tooth who hasn't shown up
to work in ages, 
screw you for ruining my weekend :)

Now, if you'll excuse me, 
I have a very important Zoo Tycoon 2 Game
to finish.

Love, Gillian.

It's my birthday on Friday,
so you have 3 days to stop being brown
and buy me presents.

Gill best be graduating....

Go to Ottawa
Go to Toronto 
Go to Montreal
Visit family
Get to know aging grandmother
Meet all of my random cousins
Discover my own reason to hate my crazy aunt
Spend too much money
Buy adorable second kitten
See Slayer
See Lamb of God
See Children of Bodom
See Tool
Get new tattoo
See Snakes on a Plane
Gain weight, split pants

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Yayyyy, 3 more days and I get to come home!

Ontario is okay, 
but I have yet to find a decent present for Mr. Benson.

Tool in 10 days.

Me and my cousin rented a car yesterday and went to Montreal,
it was okay, but it rained and shit which was totally lame.

I love and miss you negros, 
so prepare to be shitfaced when I return.

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My wife is cheating on me with my boyfriend's ex girlfriend

I call slut card.

Dear Ontario,

Why is it 48 degrees this afternoon?

Love, 
Gillian

Dear Humidity,

Die.

Love, 
Gillian

Ontario is freaking rad.

Not.

There's a severe storm warning in effect,

and my lovely aunt let me know that

I'd look okay if I worked out,

and *pokes my gut* well that's really just
a couple of sit ups.

Bitch hick.

I want to come home and get beligerently drunk and smash stuff.

Oh, 
so the only good thing i have to look forward to is my fucking retarded ( Read more... )