2: I will carry the end in my mouth

[fetchthestick]

Um.

I found a rope, and tied it to my collar. It's kinda okay.

But does anyone know where I can get a real leash? Or does... does anyone have one? That I could borrow?

I know I don' need it here but I'd kinda like it I hope that's okay.

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[talkback_stein]

... Leash?

[fetchthestick]

Yeah! You know, for walkin'?

[talkback_stein]

Uhhh.

...What?

[fetchthestick]

What?

[shenghuanzhe]

Kid, why y'wearin' a leaash.

[fetchthestick]

... 'cuz I always wear one when I go out.

[shenghuanzhe]

[Kage sighs.]

Kiddo, there ain't no out for you t'go. You're on a boat. It's all in. Only out is th'ocean.

[fetchthestick]

I mean out my room?

Is... is it okay?

[electronichound]

A collar?

[fetchthestick]

Yes my owners gave it to me. I've always wore it.

[electronichound]

It is a choking hazard to wear a collar and a leash. You could catch it on something and strangle.

It would be best for your safety if you did not.

[fetchthestick]

I-I can carry the end in my mouth.

I can do that if Misters ever dropped the leash or sometimes to show how good I was at heelin'.

oh god what am i doing this can only end in the rotting of teeth

[lilyground]

Why do you need a leash?

8D!!!

[fetchthestick]

'cuz I always have one when I go out. I'm not s'posed to be out with my Misters either, but they're not here. So I can at least have a leash.

oh my god i have cavities from thinking about itfkldjhfg

[lilyground]

You can't go out...?

[That's no good! Lily's reaching for her little girl sneakers already.]

You can go out with me if you want!

oh god dental bills

[fetchthestick]

Well I'm not s'posed to but everyone here's said it's okay so I go out to get food sometimes an' I brought Miss Christine a book -

Oh! Yeah, I'd like that!!

[Audio/English]

[purplebiker]

Wait wait wait. Why do you have a leash?

[Audio/English]

[fetchthestick]

Becaaaaaause I'm a pet.

[Audio/English] 1/?

[purplebiker]

....

2/?

[purplebiker]