My kitten's fails. She carries herself with such dignity, that I do get a little giggle out of it.

Someone intelligent and beautiful. A sweet soul helps.

Well, this would be solid evidence that this was written by a woman. Which isn't disparaging, I fucking love women. And their minds.

Brad Pitt, duh. Hell, I'd fuck him in a hot second and I'm firmly committed to team pussy.

Good Lord.

People are forming themselves, insecure and trying to achieve. It gets better as you age.

Damn, getting a bit redundant.

Bloody the lip of life and hug those close tightly.

Why the fuck would you be intimidated by words?

A guy with a baseball bat, that may give you pause. But words??!?!

Unless you are physically intimidating me, I could give two shits about your opinion. Mine is better. I've spent a lot of time perfecting it. It's somewhat my baseball bat into the world. And I hit home runs, fucker.

Good Lord, get over the one thing.

Blues Brothers. Hysterical and I still quote it.

Two actually. One actually taught me English with a fucking flourish and a tango ( Read more... )

The kind that makes your heart explode.

Again with the one.

I'm a romantic, dedicated little fucker. I'll slit your throat if you get in my way, and if you intrigue me, I'll give you my heart and soul. In a hot second.