My entire body broke out in a horrible rash. It itches like hell. God damn you, Wellbutrin!

Oh well. As long as it doesn't reach my face or my genitals, I'll be fine.

My grandmother called my mom a self-hating jew, because she said she doesn't like Woody Allen movies. I found that pretty funny ( Read more... )

Well, it appears someone reads my livejournal:

http://www.balticsww.com/stalin_world.htm#mp

http://www.livejournal.com/users/fetusesforjesus/16815.html#comments

Well, I thought "Writer's Market" didn't offer any pornographic magazines, but I wasn't looking hard enough. I obviously overlooked "Buttime Stories," a monthly men's magazine covering anal adventure. The pay's really shitty, though. 20 dollars for 2000 words? As inviting as "anal adventure" sounds, I think I'll pass.

I think I'm going to delete this journal.
I don't really care for many people on here.

I was serious about the smut writing, by the way. I already started a story.

I'm going to need a pseudonym, though. Any suggestions?

I have the greatest idea ( Read more... )

I had a pretty weird dream last night.
I was being chased by pirates, and the leader of the pirates was my old gym teacher.

I really don't like this livejournal.
I created it when I was 16, and everything just seems so much wittier to you at that age. A few years later, you look back and want to punch yourself in the groin.

I don't care enough to create a new livejournal, though.

I had to take some placement tests at boces today.
I got a perfect score on the Vocabulary and Reading Comprehension tests, but I got two questions wrong on the Math test. I'm pissed off now. This is grounds for fucking shit up.