( if I could reach you I would slap you )

Yesterday, the community voted to kill off Rex, suspecting he was part of the mafia. He was accordingly led to a saw bench and systematically dismembered. His snakes were then roasted with garlic and ginger in a white wine sauce and eaten by Dr. Jonathan Crane. [THIS WAS WRITTEN WELL BEFORE CRANE'S APOLOGY AND I REFUSE TO TAKE IT OUT FHADJFKLHDJD ( Read more... )

It's daytime. Bruce Wayne was murdered last night, the mangled remains of his body found strewn messily around etc. etc.

What will you do? Who will you eliminate to protect the ship, if anyone? Remember: the mafia walk among you, and they will kill again tonight.

[mafia filter]
You can start voting again.

[[OOC: I promise I will not post so ( Read more... )

[group locked to the mafia — Eddie Brock, Arthas, Omega, Hayley (I KEEP TRYING TO TYPE HARLEY, GOD), Bertie, and Crane — such that they can see each other]
It's night time. Who dies first?

[locked separately to Prefect and Randal]
It's night time. The mafia are hunting. Who do you choose to protect?

[locked separately to Slade and Brax]
It's ( Read more... )

Hey, quick survey, whiner brigade: hands up if you've ever killed someone on purpose.

I realize it'd be faster to ask who here hasn't killed someone on purpose, but faster's not really the point.

In fact, why don't we take this slow?

well, well.

got a nice new scar, got a room with my name on it, and y'all didn't even take away all the pointy objects.

it's like an invitation to party.but ( Read more... )

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( this is not my life or maybe it is. )

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Cleaned up version with Cathy Davey.

it's now or never: there is no in between ( Read more... )

Even in bed I pose: desire may grow ( Read more... )