The mingling of my mother's nagging ( Read more... )

My mom almost burned the house down by setting fire to the heater.
(Yes, actual flames.)
My little brother gave me a plastic bag of pennies.
(hahahaha!)
I told a racist joke.
(A black baby recieved wings
and asked god if he was an angel.
God laughed and said naw nigga you a bat)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS KIDS!

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