Whether or not the drunk guy who sort of has one arm left called you a fag this morning, his horrible fucked-up oval existence is balanced out by Aki Ra. If I had a uterus, I would have this man's babies.

There was this incident about six months ago involving America's Finest and this random dude named Johnathon Ayers. He's in his late twenties. He's walking into a gas station after he gives this lady he's known for several years a ride home and all the money in his pocket ($23) to help her pay rent ( Read more... )

Favorite song titles from my post-rock playlist (w/ attendant performers ( Read more... )

A solution for overpopulation: only multiracial couples are allowed to breed. I think that leveraging bigotry and the inability to/disinterest in travel when you exist in an ethnic monoculture would be effective.

Busted a gut laughing.

This man* kills babies. Don't ask me how I know, but I know.

Also, I fell that this man makes me feel a certain bit of pride for my state. But fuck Clackamas, it's a glorified suburb.

* I use "man" in only the loosest of terms. It is clear from this fellow's expression sole expression that he is nothing but a biological robot meant to be the 21st ( Read more... )

You know why God's a dick? The story of Job ( Read more... )

Apparently the war in Iraq gets a new name: Operation New Dawn. Why don't we just call it Operation Circle Jerk and get it done with?

I recently watched A Serious Man.

I don't think that's a good title for the movie.

I think God Shits on a Jew would be much better.

Impressively reckless with the lives of children. As a side note, the legal limit on the blood alcohol level to drive in South Africa is .05.