oh god.

they're reproducing

Xavier just stole the remote and put it on every church broadcast before settling on the Methodist one.
I'm scared. 

 Two years ago I was smoking cigarettes packing up my shit.  I can't even remember packing to tell you the truth.  I just know that somehow, two years ago about now, I moved back home.  People still probably blame it on Jeremy.  It wasn't him.  He was just assurance that if I moved home I wouldn't lose my mind.  I had already lost my mind in ( Read more... )

i have to pee

i'm gonna convert to judaism for the wine.

Manischewitz  is my friend

Please.
 also ignore the store it's from

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I know that I am sad we don't have this game.

Umm.

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