Well fuck it. I've lost interest. That's all folks.

So I'm drunk. Surprise.After talking to Jackson for a while, I just decided to piss out the top floor window. That's good times. I tell ya.

Well, over the past few weeks my roomie Walt came up with a few nicknames for me. "Wolverine," because he thinks I look like the adamantium hero, and then "Philos," because I think alot. In all honsety, I think those names are fucking awesome.

1.FIRST NAME: Raymond ( Read more... )

Solitude, where are you?
I miss you.

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It rained rottwiellers and persians today, and I got a damn good drenching. Quite refreshing if you ask me, but the bad part was sitting in class. White people smell bad when it gets wet, and if you ask Jared Giles, he would agree. He refused to get on the bus in high school because "it smelled like wet kids." Oh yeah.

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"One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the twentieth century."
-Jack the Ripper, 1888

Ray: "Steve, do you never get tired of TV?"

Steve: "Nope. I was brought up in a house where there's nothing else to do."

Ray holds up a book.

Steve: "Books can kiss my ass."

And the award for the most ignorant statement goes to... Steve.

Ignorance is bliss, but the cleverly masochistic seek knowledge.

(That's my deep sounding bullshit for today)
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