My burns seem to be healing well. I still can't believe that remembering the Cradle Affair made me freeze up like that...
I've got a picture of my mother. Anyone have a lighter?

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The turkeys are screwing with us again. Ukitake is acting like a man whore drunk, and Melone is acting like a born again virgin. 
What are we going to do about this I wonder... Personally, I'm up for recording it and blackmailing the victims after they've come to their senses.

[[ooc: Strikes are hackable. Totally hackable.]]

This place gets more and more interesting every day. And by 'More interesting', I mean more troublesome.
...My Flame isn't responding as it should be. As much as it pains me to say this, I think I need someone with medical experience to check and make sure I'm not dying...

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 This is one seriously fucked up place. I go for a walk - A DAMN WALK! - and I end up walking around Christ knows where for two months. 
Feh. I need to kill something. Like one of those stupid turkeys.

 This place is giving me a headache. I hate these fucking birds and their idea of a joke. These guns are more valuable than most fucking people.
I want to kill someone or something. Chuuei, was it? Want a rematch?

I hate this place. I don't even have my goddamn guns with me at the moment. 
Speaking of hings I don't have', where the fuck are my clothes! SAWADA! Do you know where these Hibou bastards are?!

This place is really fucked up.
First I meet SAWADA of all people, who gave me an idea as to what's going on an I'm mildly grateful for it. Turns out the stupid, useless shark was here along with Prince Tiara and they've fucking LEFT on me.
When I get my hands on them! *leaves that to imagnation*
... *five minute time laspe*
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WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE FUCKING CAT EARS AND A TAIL!!!!??