Full name: Xanxus
Name they go by: Xanxus
Nicknames: Kitten-kun to people with a deathwish, Xanxus to other people, boss to anyone who 'works' for him

Actual Age: 24 (I think it's around that.)
Physical Age: Late teens, like 18 or 19
Birthday: October 10
Height: About 6 feet
Weight: No clue. XP
Medical Info: His body is in a younger state than it should be ( Read more... )

[Xanxus sounds like Toutaku, and Toutaku-voice sounds mad.]

WHAT THE HELL?! WHY THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE TOUTAKU NOW?!

TOUTAKU, TURKEYS! SOMEONE'S GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!!

[something is breaking and splintering as Xanxus freaks out]

Why the hell is there damned stories about SAWADA and me on this damned thing?

Someone, somewhere is going to pay for this. Where the hell is Squalo when you need him?!

Sawada, have you seen the useless shark lurking about anywhere? He was supposed to bring me whiskey and I haven't seen him since. Which means he's going to die painfully if he doesn't get his ass back here soon.

...Toutaku. You dead?

Squalo, I want you to keep an eye out for any one we know, or know of. That Byakuran man has arrived here.

And find me more whisky.

 [very quiet for a minute, before he speaks in a groan]

Ugh, it's been so long since I've been drunk, I've forgottenwhat a hangover is like. Damned turkeys...

Squalo? Find me some painkillers. Now. This headache is a fucking bitch.

Well, at least everyone has stopped acting like a group of schoolbrats.

Ah well. I got some decent blackmail on several people at least.

[sounds of rustling clothes and a bottle of whisky being opened.]

I suppose I died then. Not near what it's cracked up to be.

...I can't help but get the feeling I've forgotten something...

[pouring sound as whisky is poured into a small shot glass]

Anyone want to join me for some?

[the sounds of violent coughing can be heard, accompanied by the steady drip of blood from multiple wounds.]

...feh... I do something nice for the first time in years and I get killed [painful gasping and groaning] for it...

If anyone finds me... do me a favor... and throw me into that hole thing...

[a final few hacking coughs before a dead silence ( Read more... )

 This event is grating on my nerves. I appreciate the suit and all, but a fucking prom? Give me a break.
[ooc: Xanxus has been hiding out in the woods since this shindig started. Please to be trying to get him to do something.]