i can scarcely comprehend how this all happens aside from the shadowy specters of memories, from the very existence of these amorphous anecdotal ghosts comes the only evidence of this being true. my life has been eventful to a fault, my mental retention no longer a vault but more like a sieve if you could perceive that these stories interweave ( Read more... )

with a thirty mile commute to my beautiful new residence, rhymes tend to abound. as written fresh off the bike at rapunzel's coffehaus:

when adoption was aborted still an orphan
when i was alcoholic thirsted for gin
when i was dealing drugs i banked a fortune
when i was anorexic i was more thin
but now i chase depression with endorphins

a rhyme for the adventurers' wonderful benefactress ( Read more... )

pleasant prose pacifying a pissed-off person(male ( Read more... )

at five in the morning i awoke in a funk ( Read more... )

our dearest MB, waitress so sweet ( Read more... )

disclaimer: yes, bill told me so. bill is always right. i did this to myself about a month ago, things are different/better now, but the rhyme is still worth transcribing ( Read more... )

heidi's painful union with the pavemenet, a cellitext ( Read more... )

it is kind of cruel for the admission stools to deny this jewel her place in school. screw the applicant pool and majority rule. consider me the april fool.

after hours at the tea house, instigated by j fogg ( Read more... )