Hot diggity dog! Another guest review!

[ficbitches]

Hi again, readers. While there's much amusement going on in some of the entries below this one, we have come to the realization that we haven't done much in the way of actual FIC reviews recently. Fortunately, a kind soul named Zarla just sent us a guest review. This fic might not damage your brain, but it probably will induce vomiting.

Harry

Comments

[funkicarus]

i am proud to say i was witness to the entire creation of this.

i still like the mental image of crabbe trying to part the facial hair to make out with female!crabbe.

My Sanity!

[zidane]

Wow, bonethieves explain SO MUCH! Why didn't I see it before?

This reads like an absurd after-school special. I think I saw this on Lifetime once. The OOC burns me to my very soul--but on one hand, at least Evil!Harry was there to TRY and enforce canon through inappropriate means. Maybe he's been in his room, reading the Tome of Eternal Darkness...

Harry: "
There are others, I'm
sure...Out there...Manipulating us...Secreting madness
inside our very heads, while our souls are pushed into the
corner's of our skulls...watching as our hands do tasks that
we have no control over! Oh
horrible...horrible...things...WE MUST PURGE THEM FROM OUR
MIDST!! Kill them all!! CUT THEM, BURN THEM!!! It's the only
way..."

(*SNERKS!*)

[theeternalmind]

He's not evil! He's just gone mad! Mad, I tell you! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! XD

Re: (*SNERKS!*)

[arcian]

Does this mean that James Potter was actually dismembered by a Cha'turgha Guardian?

...XD

[theeternalmind]

Now, now, arcian. Keep that up and it'll be plotbunnies that'll need slaying. ^^

[sarajayechan]

*shudders* I'm not even INTO HP and the fandom scares the hell outta me. x.x;;;

And this makes me glad I haven't been able to find loads of Saved by the Bell fanfiction. Because if twisting a smart girl into a whore is a big trend in other fandoms, I fear for the characterization of Jessie Spanno.

[metaraymek]

*shudders* I'm not even INTO HP and the fandom scares the hell outta me. x.x;;;

Yeah... that's pretty much the same way it is with me. I don't have a problem with the books and such, but it's the fandom I have issues with. T_T;

And this makes me glad I haven't been able to find loads of Saved by the Bell fanfiction. Because if twisting a smart girl into a whore is a big trend in other fandoms, I fear for the characterization of Jessie Spanno.

OMG... that really warped my brain. Then again, the mere thought of 'Saved by the Bell' fanfiction scares me. O.o;

[sarajayechan]

ummm...you DO know about showgirls, right? you know, that 'blockbuster' film where our 'jessie spano' is a stripper that lives in a trailer and screws anything moving, and also saves her fellow anally-raped stripper friend? yes. you should rent it. thats why we don't see her anymore in the public eye...

[sarajayechan]

Um, yeah, but I think she sort of managed to live down that film.

[theeternalmind]

This...was an awesome guest review. ^_^d The OOC-Bonethieves and the abortion spell particularly made me snerk. XD Yes... Fics like this are so...crazy. o_o; I mean... (*facedesks*) I am a stickler for characterization; my friend ianthefira and I have written a fic for a very non-canonical coupling for Skies of Arcadia, and we took great pains to keep them in character, then develop their characters in such a way that they would reasonably be able to fall for each other. Crap like this just depresses the hell out of me--especially when it gets reviews saying that it's better than the stuff "K.K. Rowling" writes. ~_~#

Also:
>"Yes, Harry IS evil, I never really saw any point in him in the stories at all, lol, but I'm weird, don't listen to me."

D00D HE'S THE FUCKING MAIN CHARACTER! 0_o; I can understand not LIKING him--a given character will always have people who hate him or her--but saying he had no point when the books are centered around him... It just boggles my mind. x_x;;

[ficbitches]

A SoA fic? We'd like to see it! We're big SoA fans here. Care to give the URL?

<3 <3

[theeternalmind]

You totally made my day (night, whatever) by asking that. <3

(Actually, I believe I commented on it once in another review way back when... But ah well. Even if some of you have read it before, it'd prolly do you well to read it again since some of the earlier chapters were partially re-written last month. '_')

The title is The Day the Moon Shines, and the very non-canonical coupling in question is Vyse/Ramirez. It's located on FF.net, but I shall give you the "official" site, because there's other goodies there. We even mocked our own fic by making a Thumbnail Theatre out of it. XD; (The link to the FF.net version is...well, on the links page. cc; There aren't any differences between the two versions, though, aside from one has a mess of reviews and the other doesn't

Re: <3 <3

[zidane]

Hooray for SoA! I've made only trifling searches for decent SoA fiction, and come up empty-handed (I've only found crap like that "Ramirez in a Box" fic). I now follow your link with great hopes.

[woekitten]

Now I'm not the world's most complete Harry Potter fan, so I might be mistaken about this. But I was under the impression that Draco will sooner stick his dick in a biohazard bag full of used needles from an HIV Positive Heroin Addict Convention than he would put it into a "mudblood" like Hermione.

[missoccurs]

I think you would be correct.

And this has nothing to do with the fic, but...OMG!Another Princess Maker Icon!!<3<3<3. Serious love.

[woekitten]

What can I say, I am so totally the divorcee. ^___^