"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

When we were children and fell and scraped our knee, someone who loved us would put a colorful Band-Aid on it and kiss it well. As adults when we fall the wound goes inside and it is difficult to place a Band-Aid there and kiss it well...because ironically...the person who loves us causes the fall...one of life's complications. Strangers cut us off ( Read more... )

If an alien was trying to learn about Earth, and all they could listen to was the music, what would they think about what was happening here on Earth? I think it would all matter what we were listening to. If they were listening to popular rap and hip-hop, would they think that we were all rich, all did drugs, treated women so poorly? What would ( Read more... )

When we are being tempted, Satan keeps piling it on you. Then, when you give in, the temptation is over. Jesus never gave in...so Satan kept piling it on him...wow....my Lord is amazing.

Well, I'm updating...from my new LAPTOP!!!!!!!

I took a test and this is what they said of me....agree or disagree? I would like to know ( Read more... )

One day I'm going to die. They are going to take me to a cemetary and throw me in a grave. Then they are going to throw dirt on my face until I'm completely burried. Then they are going to go somewhere and eat potatoe salad and fried chicken. Then they will talk about what I did ( Read more... )

Well, it turned out to be an interview today (two of them really). I had to take a UA, so I think I got the job. I would start Monday morning (doing a training class). I would work for/with my Uncle. I'm looking forward to it. God really came through on this one ( Read more... )

well, I just got done with my first day of class. I really enjoyed the Christian atmosphere (praying before class starts...teachers wanting to pray for you...etc). Since I'm taking Old and New Testament History and Literature this semester, I'm going to be reading the entire Bible by the middle of December...I'm excited and exhausted at the same ( Read more... )

I have an interview on Tuesday at Frye's...or do I start my job...I'm not sure....I know a lot of people that are in management there that are pulling strings for me...so I'm confused...oh well....I need some black pants...
Daren