For catwalksalone
Number Two - Whimsy/ Reality
“Screw you, Vecchio.”
“And you, Stanley”
“I can’t believe you never thought to mention this!”
“It’s not the kind of thing that comes up in normal conversation!”
“We could have had an abnormal conversation about it sometime-it’d have been nice to have some warning.”
“And how am I supposed to phrase a warning about this?”
“Oh, I dunno. How about: Ray, by the way, if you fuck me you get to spend five days a month out of the rest of your life with cat ears and a tail.”
“Hey, they kind of suit you.”
“Screw. You.”
“Screw you, Vecchio.”
“And you, Stanley”
“I can’t believe you never thought to mention this!”
“It’s not the kind of thing that comes up in normal conversation!”
“We could have had an abnormal conversation about it sometime-it’d have been nice to have some warning.”
“And how am I supposed to phrase a warning about this?”
“Oh, I dunno. How about: Ray, by the way, if you fuck me you get to spend five days a month out of the rest of your life with cat ears and a tail.”
“Hey, they kind of suit you.”
“Screw. You.”