For llassah
Number Two - Whimsy/Reality
“Screw you, Vecchio.”
“And you, Stanley.”
“I can’t believe you never thought to mention this!”
“It’s not the kind of thing that comes up in normal conversation!”
“We could have had an abnormal conversation about it sometime-it’d have been nice to have some warning.”
“And how am I supposed to phrase a warning about this?”
“Oh, I dunno. How about: Ray, by the way, my batty Great Aunt Theresa likes to visit for two weeks a year, and once she figures out that we’re fucking, she’ll mother you to death. Mainly by knitting.”
“Hey, the hat kind of suits you.”
“Screw. You.”
“Screw you, Vecchio.”
“And you, Stanley.”
“I can’t believe you never thought to mention this!”
“It’s not the kind of thing that comes up in normal conversation!”
“We could have had an abnormal conversation about it sometime-it’d have been nice to have some warning.”
“And how am I supposed to phrase a warning about this?”
“Oh, I dunno. How about: Ray, by the way, my batty Great Aunt Theresa likes to visit for two weeks a year, and once she figures out that we’re fucking, she’ll mother you to death. Mainly by knitting.”
“Hey, the hat kind of suits you.”
“Screw. You.”