I went to this Halloween party put on by my neighbors (the guys who planned the thing where I got to play), and wow. I already agreed with Blake about the slutty Halloween costumes, but now I do even more. There was a slutty bumble bee and a slutty lady bug who proceeded to perform psuedo-lesbian acts on the dance floor all night, plus a slutty ( Read more... )

Let's just say, just for the moment, for the sake of argument, that you are the United States Postal Service ( Read more... )

I think that the time has come for me to write the entry that I never thought I'd have to write:
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck wit'. They are seriously AWESOME. Particularly Inspectah Deck and the RZA.
Thank you, Ian.
(Now I gotta start getting solo stuff.)

eacyellowsub: dude
eacyellowsub: play ghost riders in the sky at the complex quad
eacyellowsub: and have like, a huge horse skeleton fly over
followinanangel: i will definitely do that

So, in the endless series of unfortunate events (the movie starring Jim Carey [Yim Ka-ree]) that has become my life (including, but not limited to my album fucking up and my dog dying), the new one is my iPod was stolen. YES. I needed something else to fucking suck in my life. Yep. It's gone. And probably whoever stole it will end up fucking it ( ( Read more... )

Man, when I got home from work earlier, I decided that I was going to go work on finishing up my album, but I like to wait until around 9:30 or so before I go out and do that, because if I go out too early, too many people are still out to fuck up my sound or distract me. I got so bored waiting for 9:30 that I decided to do the reading for my ( Read more... )

Duke died some time last night or earlier today. It's funny, because I've been expecting this for a long time. He's been in pretty bad shape for the past few years and we've had him for something like 17 years which is just completely unheard of for a dog. Anyway, I thought that I was totally prepared for him to die, and when my dad told me tonight ( Read more... )

You know, is there any place on earth left on which a man can walk around freely without being asked to move along? Is the entire planet OWNED by someone? Well let me just say: FUCK THAT ( Read more... )

LJ Interests meme results

1. bob dylan:
   I used to sort of diss on Dylan because I thought critics gave him credit that should have gone Elvis Costello's way, and he's one of those musicians that all the stoner fucks like, but I recently got really in to him by way of Woody Guthrie (which is the way to go, if you ask me), and let me tell you if you don ( Read more... )

I just saw one of the most emo things I have ever seen. I just saw this guy and his t-shirt was that brown color that only band t-shirts and other fake vintage t-shirts are, and then on the shirt, done with that ridiculous fake vintage cracked printing was a sweater design. Yep, it was a fake vintage emo brown t-shirt made to look like a fake ( Read more... )