That thing should have said, "If this van's a-rockin', I'm being murdered."

[fictus_deus]

I feel retarded for doing this at 29, but I’ve kind of been going by the wrong name for the last 18 years. It’s still spelled L-a-u-r-e-n, but my family pronounces it La-wren. When I was 11, my father had just died and I was switching from Christian school to public - I was a shy, little bundle of anxiety. People would ask my name, I’d tell them

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[jonsick]

which do i say?

[fictus_deus]

I prefer La-wren, but you've known me for a bazillion years and I imagine it'd be a hard habit to break. You decide, mister.

[jonsick]

so i say the hated lo-ren?