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Here are a couple Valentine's Day items for you.

(1) A great anti-Valentine's Day article to recite at your local anti-V-day parties.

(2) The most romantic and personal expressions of love (and loss) that I've ever seen, IN JUST SIX WORDS!

I want a dog.
Shawn

"I have had a strong and a long relationship on national security, I've been involved in every national crisis that this nation has faced since Beirut, I understand the issues, I understand and appreciate the enormity of the challenge we face from radical Islamic extremism. I am prepared. I am prepared. I need no on-the-job training. I wasn't a ( Read more... )

Obama says there are no red states, no blue states, just the United States of America. This is absurd. America is as politically and culturally fractured as Iraq. We need to realign into a loose confederation of mostly self-governing states, which is that the framers intended anyway, before the federal government became all-powerful ( Read more... )

This weekend, I bought some guy's soul music collection. 100 records. Mint condition. This is after buying some woman's departed father's old-time music collection several weeks ago. 72 cds of songs which had been transferred from old 78rpm records ( Read more... )

The undersigned agrees to acquire a vinyl copy of "Highway To Hell" within the next two (2) weeks, for the purpose of learning to dance appropriately and complementarily to the greatest hard rock album every waxed.

Get it hot,
Fiddy

...prepare to be wooed.

That is an order.


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I've been asked by my friend Andy to pick the song playlist his wedding reception, and I've been searching through my collection for just the right ones. Here's what I'm recommending for the first dance ( Read more... )

I've extricated the narrative arc of my life from my perception of chronological time.

And, yes, I'm a little drunk.

And, yes, DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME BEGINS SUNDAY!