Because it'd go like this ( Read more... )

Whoa, my first job where I get paid for a holiday off!

Okay, I'm in charge of Thanksgiving dessert and I've decided to make 2 desserts (because I'm a ham), one chocolatey, one more fruity. One lighter, one heavier. Because last year at Christmas I made a dense chocolate torte and people thought it was good but way too heavy. (Maybe people shouldn't serve dessert right after a bigass meal- just a ( Read more... )

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CSR, on speakerphone: And where would you like this order shipped ( Read more... )

I have to write a 500 word essay explaining what plagiarism is. I'm 600 words in and haven't even breached the actual subject yet. Oh well, maybe some points for creativity and colorful language? Saved here for easy access when I go home in 18 minutes.
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The yin and yang of trailer trash- one black, one white, one snapping her gum, one loudly chewing and spitting sunflower seeds on the floor. A harmonious union of hairspray, beer-bellies, and matching T-shirts advertising a show in Las Vegas- some aging, once-okay artist tearing it up for one last tour of grandiose mediocrity- with glitter ( Read more... )

sucks ( Read more... )

Start raining again....

I forgot I posted that.