Comments | fiendmorte: I don't know why I haven't mentioned this yet...

fiendmorte

I don't know why I haven't mentioned this yet...

Oct 07, 2010 14:39

Probably, because it isn't that noteworthy, but anyway...

I laid down some serious cash on a ring last week. Technically, it's an engagement ring, but The Lady and I are still just as unofficially engaged as we always were. That is, to say, we're basically married already without the paperwork, and we're not the types to set a date or have an ( Read more... )

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bwenner October 7 2010, 18:55:48 UTC

I never wanted to get married before, and now, since I've been taking History of Western Civilization for all of barely five weeks, and I know that marriage's Greek origins are in women never being able to become legal adults and being traded as baby-making commodities that stay at home like a toaster while men go out and have wild sex orgies with eachother and slaves and prostitutes, I feel completely %100 morally opposed to the idea in every possible way. (cause there was only 1 gender, male, and you were either a healthy dude or a dude who's dick never descended because something happened to you with the mystical deities in the womb) But unofficial unconventional marriage sounds badass.

I'm anti-marriage too... fiendmorte October 7 2010, 19:03:14 UTC

We'll probably do it just for legal reasons like owning property, rights to kids, and being able to murder each other if we get all Terry Schiavo...

But I'm opposed to it for the simple fact that gays can't do it, and I like those silly homos!

Re: I'm anti-marriage too... bwenner October 7 2010, 19:28:59 UTC

If I got 'married' to a guy I'd wanna do it the legal union way like the gays do it too. Except we wouldn't do that faggot Last Name 1 hyphen Last Name 2 thing (and I obivously mean lame faggot, not gay faggot). We'd just make up a ridiculous new last name for the kids and see what brilliant degrading variations of them their classmates could come up with.

Creating little faggot serial killers! fiendmorte October 7 2010, 19:32:31 UTC

Here's a good one, name your first son Valentine Faggot. <----real actual name a friend of mine found in some old records...

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madame_mage October 7 2010, 19:02:57 UTC

Meh..its not the end, I'll wax all poetic an' shit and say

its another beginning and a new chapter in the never-ending-saga-of-our-Irish-hero MICK O'Crueligan!

(I knows yer secret name Bucko! I'll never tell!)

It's Buffalo Bill! fiendmorte October 7 2010, 19:05:14 UTC

Oh shit, I told... Dammit! Now I have to get a new secret name!

marchenland October 7 2010, 19:22:44 UTC

Ha ha ha ha, sucker... Oops, I mean, congrats! ;)

Not gonna go all public with why our marriage won't be the same old, "ball and chain story,"... fiendmorte October 7 2010, 19:30:22 UTC

But if you knew, you'd get it... Hehehe.

Re: Not gonna go all public with why our marriage won't be the same old, "ball and chain story,"... marchenland October 7 2010, 23:32:49 UTC

I don't need an illustration. Knowing you, even a little bit, I'm sure this is true.

You get it. fiendmorte October 8 2010, 04:27:19 UTC

I've never been much for traditional anything...

better you than me! 6sin6kitten6 October 7 2010, 21:14:00 UTC

Congrats i guess :)

Ha! fiendmorte October 8 2010, 05:07:10 UTC

Yeah. It's not like we're rushing or anything. Takin' it slow is working out pretty well, so we're gonna continue on that route.