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The snow leopard is the most fearsome creature known to man.  A metal singer once told me that.  He then sang, "Snooooow leopard, ruuuuuuun!  Run, snow leopard!  Ruuuuuuuuuuun!"  Heads exploded, and grandmothers shit their pantsuits...

I have snow leopard blood! WINNING!!!

Wow!  I slaughtered at a weird Korean karaoke bar tonight!  Wait.  Let me back up a bit ( Read more... )

We were doin' the bills last night and realized we hadn't sent anything last month to pay for this month at our storage unit back in Virginia that's holding the rest of our shit. I figured they'd already padlocked the motherfucker, but I called just now, and ( Read more... )

We made it!!!

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The Virginia Experiment has FAILED!!! It's almost over ( Read more... )

I kind of can't see it, but if they let me be myself to a degree, at least the music is fun to play...

Crazy...

Nothin' like lying around in bed in only my leopard robe, smoking cigarettes and drinking cold coffee...

I'm pretty content right now...

Best Overheard in New York EVER!!!

Asian mother, walking past smoker: Get your cigarette away from my baby!
Smoker: Get your baby away from my cigarette!
Old woman: Yeah! Fuck you, lady!

--W 96th St & Broadway