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[fierceplastic]

Spiderman 3's video game is distracting. For sure

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[soselfishsosory]

newborns smell bad. you're lucky you don't smell like them. but feel better!!!!

[sleepyneedles]

"They should make a dating siite for nuerotic people."

OH MY GOD I KNOW!!!!!!

I always say that if I had to make an online dating profile it would be awful because it would be all like...

"Interest: trying to flirt with the boy that works at the gas station down the street from my apartment but really just saying embarassing things to him instead, watching Highlander, watching MacGuyver, asking myself "what would macguyver do" then realizing I am, in fact, too drunk to do that, and climbing trees. Also I'm going to have some serious trouble dating you if you won't fart in front of me."

[fierceplastic]

I don't even know what mine will say. It will make me sound hopelessly needy, like: Must be willing to search room for imaginary spiders that I swear I saw. Must be willing to wake up in the middle of the night and lock the door three more times. Must be willing to tell me I'm not crazy, even when I'm holding conversations with my mother without her being present.

[sleepyneedles]

hahahahaha for me the must haves would be like...

"must think farts are absoultly HILARIOUS, must be able to make peace with that fact that one day I will leave you to become a creepy old lady with lots of cats..."

[lize2835]

uh, are you and dan together again? i wasn't aware of this.

p.s. one of the two weeks you're going to be home, i'm going to be out of town. that sucks, right?

[fierceplastic]

no, we aren't. we're sort of dating i guess but not really.

i'm now coming home july 3rd-july 19th. please tell me you will be there.