I caught my daughter giving head to my brother. Fucking shame.

It's Wednesday. How about that?

Not only is it Wednesday, but it's the first Wednesday of the greatest month ever...October.

Halloween Horror Nights is fun. Can't wait for the 12th when Robosaurus will be there. Robosaurus!

All shall rejoice at the sight of this metallic behemoth.

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It is officially fall as of today.

A little something I found while surfing around this monstrosity called the internet:

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I ( Read more... )

Snakes On A Plane.

If you don't see it then you're probably worse than a Nazi.

See Clerks II this weekend.

If you don't there is a good chance I fucking hate you.

I'll crack my skull open and let the ideas spill onto the floor. Then I'll take those ideas and do something with them.

Tomorrow it's legal to blow shit up because apparently blowing shit up is how we celebrate freedom.

I like to blow shit up.

Today is my last day as a teenager.

I'm really hoping by this time next year I'll be too busy to sit here for fifteen minutes thinking of something to write.