One. [Audio - Japanese]

[fightforward]

Wh... The hell?! Where the fuck is this? ...No bruises? Huh? Someone think this is funny? HUH?!

[Shake, clatter. Kitami's taking his anger out on the poor defenceless comm. And now, on everyone's ears.]

OI. YOU LISTENING? I AIN'T STICKIN' ROUND NO GOD DAMN DOILY-FILLED MAID CAFE, GOT IT? WHOEVER'S BRIGHT IDEA THIS WAS BETTER FUCK OFF AND DIE

Comments

[missmimmi]

[OMFG]

Halt den Mund!

Yay English!

[fightforward]

NO ENGRISH.

[German, what's German?]

Text

[missmimmi]

[AUGH]

Do not scream into the comms.

[Audio - Japanese]

[fightforward]

[Oh hey, he actually understood that.]

Why the hell not?

[Audio//Common, sorry]

[stray_cub]

P-please don't yell so loud.

Italics = English, everything else Japanese.

[fightforward]

Please, please what? Dammit, I said fuck no English, okay?!

[Audio//Still Common]

[stray_cub]

S-sorry.

Italics = English, everything else Japanese.

[fightforward]

Tch, like hell.

[And now, to try to get some answers.]

Who- Wait, no, Where? Where?!

[His accent is atrocious, and 'where' comes out more like 'waya'.]

[brittlenerves]

[FFFFFFF THAT IS SO MUCH LOUD BABBLE]

Uhm-- uh-- s-stop yelling? P--please? It's-- i-it's, uhm, y-you're a-al-alright!

[fightforward]

FUCK, NO ENGLISH.

[Kitami is getting tired of repeating himself.]

[Text]
Just use the text thing like that girl said, retard. The hell'd you say? You better've been telling me whose ass I gotta kick for bringing me here, 'cause that's what I wanna hear.

[text]

[brittlenerves]

[So mean, Kitami!

The message is late because Xanth is trying very hard to get this text thing right.]

your heer becvuase captin rwd\\\red brot yu

[And he fails terribly. Forgive him, he's nearly illiterate.]

[text]

[fightforward]

[Thank you, Xanth! You are actually being useful.]

Captain Red. Got it. Barely, 'cause you spell like a retarded five year old, but thanks. You got a description of that asshole to go with the name?

[shenghuanzhe]

I'm First Mate Kage and you're on board the MS Elegante. Our destination is the Golden Shore, and all you gotta do while you're here is kick back, relax, and follow some basic rules. Awright?

Rule one, don't kill no body. Not yourself, not someone else. Paws off.

Rule two, don't yell on the comms. You keep this shit up? I'm gonna slap a 24-hour mute on your ass, so watch it.

Rule three, do not hurt or try t'hurt crew. Captain Redd can hurt you way worse'n you could ever hurt us.

So you got any questions, need any special diet, you just let me or any other crew member know. Welcome aboard.

[Japanese]

[fightforward]

Crew. Where's Redd.

[text]

[shenghuanzhe]

dont speak your language

redd is busy.

[text]

[fightforward]

Like I give a fuck if he's busy. Where is he?

[audio // Japanese]

[electroniccrane]

Stop screaming.

And watch your language.

[Audio // Japanese]

[fightforward]

And just why the fuck should I?

[audio // Japanese]

[electroniccrane]

[With great mental effort, she refrains from answering "because I said so."]

If you get a reputation for being unreasonable, people will start ignoring you, and that will get you in trouble.

[Audio // Japanese]

[fightforward]

'Cause telling me I'm gonna get in trouble is gonna stop me doing anything. If you're just gonna give me lame ass advice like that, you can just save your breath.