The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation Two, Part Two
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Missed an update? Here's Part One
Oh, and that generation two up there? Its not what you're thinking...
Its so not what you're thinking that its been changed! xD
The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation One, Part Two
Aaaaah, delicious newt. Nope, it was definitely NOT a dream, our fair founder has definitely become a teenage witch. And she's got her very own firey fires of hell to prove it.
Though apparently she's just a bit mean. BUT WE CAN WORK ON THIS!!
But I'm not sure having funtime sleepovers with the neighbourhood atrociously evil witch will really assist in this endevour...
Peluda: *bes massively, totally and kinda ineplicably shellshocked*
I bet you anything Evelyn sleeps with her eyes open, the whites of her eyes exposed to the eye-juice drying air. Any takers? Ten to one I UTTERLY bet she does...
But there's defnite perks to sharing a bed and talking about pedicures and cosmo all night with the evilist witch in the 'borough: SEE HOW EXCITED SHE IS?! I AM JUST AS EXCITED! THE SAME AMOUNT! REPLICATED, IN ME!
And here is where I decided that the updates should be uniform size with my teaser...
*whistles*
BWAHAHAA! The 'full' version of Simville comes complete with ~CELEBRITY~ ghosts! engram_au told me about this and so at the nearest 'hitting the town in search of pixel_traders' opportunity that didn't involve groceries it was OFF to the cemetary for Peluda.
How come Numenor gets the path and the lamp and Max3D gets a haphazard position about to fall into the pond?
WOO! CHECK IT OUT, its like pixel christmas! :D Josh Barlow (e0625) and Ferne (cosmetical) have mixed reactions to meeting the resident apprentice Elphaba. But I just enjoy their festively complimentary colour scheme. :D
Dude, what is it about round robins, pixel_trade sims, cemetaries and MY rounds in them?! Everyone always ends up congregating on their grounds. WHY IS THE CEMETARY ALWAYS THE MOST 'HOPPING' JOINT?! *suspicious*
Ahaha! Peluda has ~influence~. I decided it was rather claustrophobic in there, so I sent her out to fish. Subsequently they ALL thought that was the greatest idea anyone had ever had. Ever. And thus came out to levitate fishing rods in front of their torsos fish in the little pond.
Peluda is a natural fisherman, btw. Girl pulled a mess of catfish out of that tiny pond the same size as HER!
And then there were no groceries in the house and I went on a community lot wide search for somewhere to buy them from. And consequently ran into THIS ACTUALLY FIERCE SHOPKEEP! Goddamn she's AWESOME!
Well, SINEAD. O'. REBELLION!! I didn't find out her name, because if it wasn't Gina, Renee or Zellweger I was going to cry.
Well-To-Do-Badger-Portrait: DAMN STRAIGHT!
In a room largely filled with ineligible townies, Peluda was DYING to cast a spell, and since she actually had the reagents for it, I obliged. No, she's not pulling reagents out of that girls crotch. I don't think..!?
Foreground-Redhead: *strains to not look in Peluda's direction*
Tanis Rhee (jbruntz ): *removes left arm and permanently reattaches it to the middle of her torso in order to never again be able to make the thinking expression without turning away from Peluda's general direction*
Peluda: *multitasks by casting spells and looking for loose change*
AAAAND apparently you CAN'T find loose change or useful reagents in rockabilly-hair's snatch. So to cover for herself, Peluda pretends she's a chicken in a petstore. MOVE ALONG PEOPLE! NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST ANOTHER ANIMAL FOR ADOPTION!
No one is convinced, least of all niloublue 's Liam Nelson. Jeebus man, keep your spleen in check, its not THAT funny, is it? ^_^;;; You'll need that spleen later, for ... Uh, you know, spleen related internal organ duties.
You know I've got no friggen clue what your spleen even DOES. TO THE WIKIPEDIAMOBILE! *gets to turn on the siren*
The spleen (from Greek "σπλήν" - splen) is an organ found in virtually all vertebrate animals with important roles in regard to red blood cells and the immune system. In humans, it is located in the left upper quadrant of the abdomen. It removes old red blood cells and holds a reserve of blood in case of hemorrhagic shock while also recycling iron.[
HUH!
Liam Nelson: Now don't get me wrong, I think you're a TOP bird,
Peluda & Me: OMG THIS IS GOING WELL! :D :D
Distinguished-Townie: *bes aloof*
Liam Nelson: But I think you and the girl out side of the box have unrealistic expectations of my abilities here.
Peluda & Me: WE DO?!
*sends Peluda off for coffee so she doesn't pass out on the lot and lose sight of Liam*
So Liam followed her and sat with her while she had three cups. SURELY THIS IS A SIGN OF THIS GOING WELL, RIGHT?! I mean she's a teen, sure but its just pathways to future aged-up love, yes?!
Peluda engaged him in multiple ++ conversations, so this totally bodes well!
Liam Nelson: *blows off Peluda in her fourth cup* Yeah, not hardly.
Aww honey, don't be upset I know I am. I'm sure you can turn his head later, but pulling a Bella and being angsty and inconsolible isn't going to help anything.
OH! You're not! xD
SPARKLE MOTION LIVES!!
*gasps* SHE HAS ATTAINED DREADED ADULTHOOD!
*snerks*
Full of whizzy potential, and became an awesome witch of awesome. Apparently though, being rejected by Liam means your week SUCKS and forces her to turn to twee platitudes O_O;;; NEXT WEEK WILL BE BETTER, PELUDA! I PROMISE!
*rolls virtual die to see what challenge will be up for this week*
*eyeballs expand at what it is*
Uh, we're gonna need a bigger boat house.
So considering she's too poor to pull off the challenge and I'm jack of the house anyway..!
*gives her a reason to be outside, fills her inventory with all of her paintings and other furniture and gets to work on the house*
I OBLITERATEXORED THE MAX3D 'MODERN' AND BUILT HER THIS :D
Peluda: You want a tour?
The floor plan tells a tale of her inventory saving incorrectly (I have NO idea how) and thus an interesting furbishment... ^_^;;
I'd built the floorplan not thinking I'd need to bear in mind that she would also need to buy furniture. So when I opened her inventory to place items and discovered 90% of them WEREN'T THERE (nuuuu the paintings!) I made do with what I could afford. But alas, her spellbook and cauldron were also lost to the ether. *hangs head*
So you would THINK I did pretty well with getting her all the basics. But you will notice one VERY blinding ommission:
I couldn't afford any lights. AUUUUGH!
So all this house building caused Peluda's social to go throgh the floor - don't ask me how since she was basically time frozen. Cryogenics makes you lonely?
ANYWAY! I got Peluda to call Ferne cause seeing her in the legacy more would make me happycakes, and this happened.
In exchange for WHAT exactly, Ferne?! *SUSPICION!*
Flailing at the lack of lights, I then sent our intrepid founder off to dig in the yard. And she dug this up FIRST try! YES! *pirate inspired air punch*
So I added some lamps! YAY!
And a few other things besides... ^_^;;;
BUT I HADN'T BANKED ON THIS EXPENSE O_O;;;
You get them for free first time out but if you gotta buy them back you gotta pay through the nose?! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT BEING MAGIC?!
Evelyn Aliyev: A gifts a gift, you break it you buy it.
Me: Don't you just magic them into existence with freely made reagents?
Evelyn Aliyev: This ain't a charity girl, do I look like a Mary, William, Ethelbert, Appleton, or a Burke to you?!
Me: Touche!
Whoa! Don't anyone ever say that Ferne isn't good on her word!
Peluda: Stop telephonin' me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh I'm busy! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop telephonin' me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh..!
At least we know he wasn't just calling her cause she was underage... ^_^;; /small consilation
Oh, and ADULT MAKEOVER!! She so pretty! <3333333333
And the glasses are back, now that she's not hursuitly eyed :D
*test drives her look in town*
Meadow-Thayer-Warhol: *APPROVES!*
OoOoooh! Its not just Andy-Warhol knock offs that approve! HELLO THERE ELF EARED JOSH BARLOW (e0625 )! Look at you, all autonomously complimentary. *delighted*
Uh, and then he goes to palm her off onto smustleparty 's Britney Paradise. WHAT IS WITH THE GUYS IN THIS HOOD!? "You're a great broad, go talk to this person instead." *sigh*
Also, poorly worded pop up is REALLY poorly worded. No I don't mind if you give her her number? Yes I do mind? Yes give her her number? No, don't give her her number?
WHICH IS IT?! O_O;;;;;;;;;
Um, okay I was NEVER a fan of that movie, plus a dolphin who's THAT accustomed to human interaction WOULD DIE IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS! Who would let them out!? Are you CRAZY Jason James Richter?!
DAMN STRAIGHT.
Consequently, I THINK that's a yay..? Kinda?
And then to celebrate her dubious promotion, Peluda walked into her house and THE UNEXPCTED (at least to me) HAPPENED:
HOLY CRAPCRACKLES! Lesbian supernova AQUIRED!
It all makes sense now! O_O The evil witch sleepover with Peluda's ~SHOCKING~ revelation face; the rockabilly snatch; Liam Nelson's assurances that she was a good, but misguided kid; Ferne's influence on her cousin to get Peluda into the Dolphin Tank Cleaning game; and finally Josh Barlow's insistence on giving her Britney's number.
Hey, he DID want to send her to paradise ;)
I AM SO BLIND!
Except this cannot be ;_; For the Atrociously Evil witch is not a pixel_trade sim. ALAS! Perhaps the fact that its SO forbidden and thusly extrapolates to evil that makes Evelyn SO happy?!
Though I'm going to be scared when she finds out Peluda must cross her for some other sexy broad in the love stakes... ^_^;;
AND NOW YOU SEE WHICH WEEKLY CHALLENGE I ROLLED! O_O;;
2. The ‘Angelina’ challenge. Adopt three toddlers in a row. If you don’t have enough money to adopt, save up until you do. If you don't have enough room in your household, move some people out or wait until teens go to college. Once the adopting starts, it has to be three in a row.
Would you give a child to this woman?!
I mean honestly, look what she does...
...In the name of fun! O_o;;
Peluda? In future? Lets not unleash plasticene beeds loose in side your own home, k?
Though THIS may explain a lot.
I ordered her to get a Nanny to come while she was 'at the office' but the woman refused to stay in the house without kids being actively there. WHAT THE HELL, LADY?! You don't like money?!
That'll be what the challenge said..! *clicks*
Though I'm kind of worried the social worker will show up, find out no one is home and take the little toddler back to the orphanage immeadiately ^_^;;;
FIRST TODDLER OF THREE! The COMPLETELY PRECIOUS toddlerised version of boolpropbea 's Kor'a Lys :D
Don't be thinking I'm not serious about this whole pixel_trade thing. Every excuse I can get to use other people's AWESOME? I'm taking! :D :D :D
N'awww! Kor'a, she eats her greens :D
SOLITAIRE?! Honestly, Peluda. Freecell is totally where its at.
*clicks 'Tell the truth' in hopes that it'll get her fired so she can be home to look after Kor'a*
THAT'LL WORK TOO!
The moral of the story is: Slack off at any opportunity. It will mean you get promoted.
*nods*
Not only does Peluda return home in the nick of time, but she brings a fetching Roseanne Pickles (stakeit_uk) home with her. Roseanne is apparently afflicted with an overabundance of inter-officeswimming pool crush!
Isn't witchy-new-mother-alien-daughter bonding so very cute?!
Peluda: Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna think anymore! (And if you call again I'm calling the Police).
Roseanne Pickles: I LOVE THAT SONG! OMG don't you think there should be a Police vs Gaga album release!? ALL HAIL GAGA!
No, I'm not, but unfortunately the power of Angelina compells me...
Ferne: I was just passing through the neighbourhood. Thought I'd pop in and SWOON!
Salvadore Kronenberg (stakeit_uk): Won't anyone notice me?
OOER! Could this be VIABLE love in the air?!