The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation One, Part Four
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The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation One, Part Four
As some have guessed, this weeks challenge? Not so much more adopting (thank the LAWWWWDS) but the child-isbi. *cry* No controlling any children in the house, ever, for anything.
AUUUUGH! You would think thats not so bad with so many toddlers in the house - what can you control them to do any way, right?
Yeah, well, you'd be MOSTLY right exept for what happens next...
Growing up for Kor'a (boolpropbea) isn't hard to do, and she celebrates by giving us all some serious simon aeroplane action.
But now she's grown up. Getting her to do her homework? GOING TO BE TRICKY! Especially as her parents have such random work schedules and I assume the butler doesn't help with that?
Stupid butler, Mr Belvedere did! I REMEMBER! Wesley got all the good tips, and he only had to be touched up by an evil scout leader ONCE to pay for it. *nods emphatically*
AUUUGH! See right here, its the beginning of DOOOOM >_<;; She has a bed, I bought it for her BEFORE she aged up, but no, couch. Totally more awesome than bed >_>;;
AHHAA! No that is not a sneeze that screenshotted Ferne (cosmetical) in the midst of, and no she's NOT farting bubbles. Though I will not fault you if you believe it to be either.
What is this really?! YEAH BABY POP! :D
I have no idea how the logic toy taught Tarsus (telectroscope) to speak, but it did. Because he and the toy are THAT awesome.
Spock: That is extremely illogical.
Me: Ah, but to quote a great man, 'Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.'
Spock: Touché, friend. Touché.
Oh yes, the rot, its setting in fast. Not only is Kor'a wearing evil pants with hideously 'classy' bottom cuffs, but she's also utterly ignoring her homework in favour of her already maxed skill. Kor'a! Homwork first, THEN masterpiecs of the modern world..!
A little YAY FOR PELUDA, while we view a walls-down study of a family enjoying the quiet before the storm.
I somehow managed to miss giving Tarsus the cake he deserved ;_; But it doesn't matter, because he continues to be FREAKEN ADORABLE and is also totally visually appealing with his dusk age transition. *impressed*
Yeah, so I know its the KIDS I can't control, and she's not even pregnant? But.. Uh.. Yeah. Chalk it up to Peluda (engram_au) needing to take care of the kids much more than Ferne plus her hectic Marine Biologistics? ^_^;;
*sigh* Being unable to control the kids means Tarsus sits up till half past three in the morning playing chess instead of buying the perfectly excellent bed I have for him. *sighs more* All I could do was sit there screaming GO TO BED, DUDE! IT WILL KEEP YOU WARMER AT NIGHT THAN THOSE COLD UNFEELING PAWNS! But he totally ignored me. *pouts*
YEAH, DUST!
One child asleep, one child teaching the third the secrets of alien logic. Doesn't seem SO bad at the moment, we could make it through the week in one piece, right?
Because she was an artistic prodigy as a child, we've got THIS in the bag, amirite!?
You all knew it :D
HARD. TO. RECOGNISE. MY. ARSE. He's the cutest Prince that ever ever was. *weird motherly pride*
Ramsey (quellasims): Yeah, I CAN DO IT! *air punch*
I don't know what it its that you can do, Ramsey, but YES. YOU. CAN!
Except then he prompty decided to sit up alone until 4am watching tense film noir about a cat (Yeah don't think I didn't see the chat noir reference there, EAxis) until he had to go face the other side of the room with the patchwork teddy for protection.
Yeah, you're smiling now with your protector burying his nose into your neck like a Harlequin Mills & Boon heroine, Ramsey. But wait till you have to get the heck up for school in the morning. *eye narrow*
OMG, CHILD! Try and hide the fact that your out at 5am with your brother making snow men?! I SEE YOUR SNOW DRIFT! Face your penance like a man, like your brother Awesome!Tarsus.
The penance was absolutely nothing because I can't control them *sigh* But in that case, WHY RUN?!
*gasp* YEAH FERNE! Birthing in the bathroom, that's my legacy bingo checking girl :D
HOLY. SHIT. SINGLE. BIRTH. IN A GAME OF MINE!? MY GOD!
*state of complete shock*
CONGRATULATIONS, ITS AN ALIEN!
Woo! Not only is it an alien, but its a boy! :D World? Meet Wolpertinger.
Wolpertinger says hello!
Okay so, Awesome!Nanny is still around, and refuses to get fired, and I kind of have this little fiction for myself that she's Ferne's secret mother, and thusly Wolpertinger is her grandson. *great loves to her*
Though that totally doesn't explain the RANDOM presence of Zombie!Nanny. Who appeared for an afternoon and then was never seen nor heard from again... O_O;;
Peluda is the classiest of all the founders that there ever was. DON'T YOU ALL FORGET IT!
Oh goddamn. This one. AGAIN?!?! Screw you, tape haters. ITS FOOL PROOF! FOUR YEARS OF UNI PROVE IT! But goddamn, fine, glue if you say so >_>;;
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Make up your mind, pop up.
Oh, just confirming, they're still being crazy in love mutual stalkers, and they're still both autnomously trying for baby.. xD
And I kind of LOVE it!
IF YOU KNOW, KOR'A, THEN WHY DON'T YOU DO IT!? *flail*
Honestly, I got this pop up all the time, from ALL the kids, not to mention this one:
AUUUUUGH! This is pop up one of 823928432948230432849324. I'm not even exaggerating. >_<;;
DO. NOT. COME. AND. TAKE. MY. NEW. INFANT. K. THX.
I mean, look how flexible he is. HOW AWESOME IS THAT!? You wish YOU were this flexible. So I'd so rather it that the Fail!Social Worker wouldn't come and take him ;_;
Um, Ethnic Food?! I remember engram_au getting offended at this pop up, and I've got to say, I kind of am too... Especially as I wouldn't be able to eat pizza because of the chance of chicken contamination being too high. SO! Offended, okay!?
WHO FREAKEN SAID 'ETHNIC' FOOD WAS SPICY, ANYWAY?!
*massive high horse is massive*
For one beautiful moment I thought that the horror of non school work evil was over. And then I realised that Kor'a somehow mistook wednesday for the end of the week... *sigh*
BUT ENOUGH BITCHING! GO WOLPERTINGER, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!
He is also pleased :D
And OH so cuuuuute! :D
And apparently, oh so agile! O_O;;
He stood there a moment, assessed the artistic merit of the pot holders, then sat down and carried on in the normal toddler-ie fashion... I'm. A little worried.
GUESS WHO JUST GOT KNOCKED UP! :D :D :D
She was massively elated about this for AGES it seems, as she lay like this smiling at Ferne for some time, while Fern turned onto her back and fell immeadiately asleep xD
ARMAGAD! The ONE time I see Anderson (cosmetical), its as he's disappearing out of the portal being a dirty newspaper thief. GAH!
EEEE! PELUDA POP, ONE! *boogies*
OMG! BOTH AT THE SAME TIME?! I totally missed this, Peluda must've gotten the 'If I have to do this, so do you' mojo on. *laughs*
THANK GOD FINALLY! CHILDREN? Homework party. RIGHT NOW.
OMFG.
THANKYOU! FINALLY.
And a new week, with a new challenge! And its a TOTAL RELIEF!
6. The 'Dina' challenge. Your sim is tired of living in squalor and wants to marry up. Find them a rich dude/gal. If they are currently married, you have 1 week to satisfy your sim's lust for cash. Make $5000,- on top of whatever you have right now, or your gold-digger sim will divorce his/her deadbeat partner and move on to find a rich mate. Oh, and you may not sell objects. No self-respecting gold-digger would live in a shack, even if they had a well-filled bank account.
The jobs both the girls have would EASILY exceed five k, and I'm interpreting 'don't sell stuff' as 'don't sell items you already own' and so I sent Peluda off to the side yard to get her dig on.
And a few good deep holes later... VOILA! BOOTY!
*sniggers like a fifteen year old boy*
Um, WHO ORDERED THIS?! O_o;; THE HECK?!
(I'm assuming the Butler? But, WHY?! The fridge is full of healthy leftovers...)
Poor Peluda, so unimpressed that she can no longer see her feet. ITS OKAY HONEY, THE END IS IN SIGHT!
Well, 'the end' at any rate... ^_^;;
And then I realised that all this homeworking and theoretically-butler-purchased-pizza had made Ramsey a VERY tubby boy. And this made me RIDICULOUSLY EXCITED to build the kids a play ground. MONKEY BARS, SPINNY THING, SOCCER NET, BASKETBALL HOOP, THE WORKS! ALL THE THINGS I COULD NEVER HAVE BEFORE! WOOT!
Also, that shot of Ramsey on the monkey bars made me realse that: HOLY SHIT THEIR HOUSE IS ON A CLIFF FACE O_O;;
I should probably, you know, fence that shit off for them.. ^_^;;
So much poppin'! Aaaaaand now I want popcorn.
Wolpertinger: *bes Christmas*
Wolpertinger: I DON'T WANT TO BE CHRISTMAS! Can I be Octoberfest!?
Me: I'm not sure that's so advisable for the under five set...
Wolpertinger: STOP OPPRESSING ME, THAT'S JUST IGNORANT..! *fit*
Tarsus: Oh, bless us and save us! What a shocking turn of events!
Me: *in love with tiny child*
OH! This is what Tarsus was having a fit of the vapours about! WOOOOOT! And its not even in the bathroom, but the lounge! Nice mixing it up there, Peluda! :D
OMG. ANOTHER. SINGLE. BIRTH.
I don't even know if I recognise my own game O_O;;
ITS A GIRL, YAY!! :D
I give you the HUGE passive baby face of Jackalope. EEE!
(Although, imagine this screenshot about 8 times its size, and that's what my boyfriend walked in on without warning while I was playing this. xD Overwhelming, much!? xD)
Tarsus, I love you, but that face is all kinds of creepy.
But then again, so is Kor'a's victory face... xD
So, if I ever get a chance to remodel this house, I'm going to make the bathroom the LARGEST room in the house. Seriously. Because the kids seem to want to do EVERYTHING in there. From playing mary mack, to singing nursery rhymes, to doing fancy origami with the hem of their skirts...
OMG! This is moving along NICELY! Hello second birthday for Kor'a in the one update! :D YAY!
Aaaaaaand, she's still celebrating birthdays by aeroplaning... ^_^;;
And its only now that I've realised that she's got the teen alien eye bug, the HECK I thought I had the hack that fixed that O_O;; Oh well, guess I need to get her some contacts, TO THE BATMOBILE BODYSHOP!
Not that you'll see the fruits of THOSE labours for quite some screenshots.
Last time we tried this, Peluda got a stalker for her trouble and was totally REJECTIONATED! I'm hoping for a little more of a positive outcome this time... ^_^;;
BUT FIRST! Ferne proves her ultimate awesome by birthing in the primest of locales.
SINGLE TRIFECTA!!!!!!
Uh, so, I seem to inadvertently doomed this whole family to being alien skinned.. ^_^;; xD
I HOPE NO ONE MINDS!
YAY!! Three babies is the voteable limit, so I'm hoping none of them are clones and we can get onto the growing instead of the constant birthing :D :D
Kor'a: SCREW YOU AND YOUR STOPPING AT SIX. LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THIS FAMILY IS AT A NEW BABY. I DEMAND TWENTY MORE. DAMMIT! *rage*
Goddamn, girl, so YOU carry them then.
Uh.
Forget I said that.
K?
LOOK, KOR'A IS REALLY PRETTY! *diversions*