Ok so I was making some toast this morning, and I reached for a brown paste, I did not look at the front of it cause I am a moron, I am also allergic to peanuts, so I started spreading this smooth brown paste on to my toast and then to my horror I saw it, in little letters there under the ingredients "Contains Peanuts" Holy shit! I mean thank god ( Read more... )

So I was listening to the radio the other day (by the way not a joke) and there was this lady on talking about how she wanted a prez with bill Clinton’s abilities with money, and bush's commitment to Christian values and... his drive and devotion to go out and kill our enemies. I mean since when is a devotion to kill ones enemies a Christian value ( Read more... )

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Lately I have been sad. I feel like I have lost many friends. And the ones that I still am in touch with I don’t have any chances to see. I also feel like I am uninteresting. Nothing is really happening in my life. I mean there is the whole losing my house thing, and having to quit my job cause of that. And there’s heather and I breaking up. But I ( Read more... )

Steve Urkel should toaly sue Terror Squad for stealing his moves. "Said my niggaz don't dance we just pull up our pants
And do the rockaway, now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back"

I am thinking that I may just disappear for a half a year or so. Like not telling anyone where I am going, and just move. Anyone feel like coming?

Ok so I need a job and a place to live. If anyone knows a way to work that sort of shit out feel free to contact me.

What do I do now?

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Ok so I am moving again soon. I just put in my to weeks notice yesterday. Now I will be moving to the city, I will likely crash with my brother for a while until I find an apt. if anyone out there is looking for a place in Brooklyn and would like to live with me get in touch, we can look together. Yeah the move thing is because my family is selling ( Read more... )