I don't have enough money in my bank account to buy a plane ticket home for my grandfather's funeral ( Read more... )

I got chased out of Kimmel by a deaf-mute custodian today ( Read more... )

Gung Hay Fat Choy!!!

Lai See Dau Loi!!!

Whoohoo year of the fire dog!!!

I feel more Asian on this day than on any other day of the year.

Today is the start. Today is the beginning, the beginning of a massive upheaval in Pippian appetite politics, the ushering in of a new regime of hardline animal saving. Today is the embarkation of my four-month exile from the carnivorous lifestyle I have become so famous for. Today is day one ( Read more... )

I miss you...

Ok and...NOW I'm done with the self-indulgence. No, seriously, this was the last time I promise. =)

This is ridiculous. I'm on duty. DUTY. I hold the badge of authority over/am entrusted with the safety of roughly 1200 college students. Responsibility is delegated in an entirely haphazard fashion in these parts ( Read more... )

My feet smell like feet.

That is all.

What is it about winter that when it rolls around, everyone and everything seems down, depressed, dead ( Read more... )

Okay, so it turns out the meat at Outbacks was just a warmup ( Read more... )

I ate one and a half steaks last night.

The waiter at Outbacks hates us.

Stomach kind of hurts.

Gonna go grill some hot dogs.

My life revolves around meat.

What will I do when the time comes?