It was just after sunset when Chung picked me up wearing a emo version of Paul Frank's monkey and decided with her pink hair that we needed to catch up on each other and what better way to catch up than sharing a bowl by the front lawn of the math wing of a well-worn campus where we spent four years fending off growing up. Staring through the glass ( Read more... )

Magnolia is awesome.

spritely flutter-by's lounge momentarily ( Read more... )

What is it about roller coasters that they can both terrify and exhilarate you? Often the two at the same time. Doesn't matter if you're being slowly lugged upward to a point where you know eventually you can only come crashing down with that weird feeling in your butt (sometimes between your chest and stomach, depending on the mood), or if you're ( Read more... )

So me and my dad were sitting in a nightclub/lounge in Vegas drinking beers, watching a doo wop group, and having a heart-to-heart discussion ( Read more... )

I bounce back. (That's what I do) I bounce back with my signature Pip outlook, random quirky observational wit infused with a sardonic irony, often tinged with darker undertones to stay the impression that I can be edgy. Because edgy's important. Edgy's attractive. Yeah ( Read more... )

I'M DONE!!!!!!!!

That's 76 pages.

That's over 75% of 100 pages.

I'm DONE FOR THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!

Time to do nothing!!!!!!!!!

.....

I have nothing to do...

What am I going to do?

There's nothing looming....

Nothing particularly pressing that has to be done....

Wait a second, what am I supposed to do now?

SOMEONE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO

It's years of building these cold stone walls that stand unmovable and unyielding; mighty, formidable, impenetrable monoliths ( Read more... )

I think I'm dying, I really do.

There is a 3 inch welt on the side of my left knee.

I can't lift my arms above my head.

My buttocks are so sore and tight I can't sit without feeling like I'm balancing precariously on a loaded spring.

Being a monkey is HARD.

The poisoned apple has been picked.

I sip a glass of sweet tears to wash
The bad taste out of my mouth
From the one I had two years ago

Always gotta have a clean palette,
That's what they say.