Let me just blow off a little of this dust...

Hi! You might remember me. I wrote movie reviews. About movies I saw. They were hilarious. You know what, don't even bother looking through them. Just trust me that you loved them and they were brilliant. I'm thinking about starting them up again. Like, maybe a little something in favor of Spiderman 3, ( Read more... )

Eight Reviews in Eight Minutes ( Read more... )

I got an e-mail from livejournal saying that I hadn't updated in 28 weeks. That's an awfully long time, especially since this is a paid account. Therefore, I am giving myself assignments! Here are a few movies I've seen recently that I plan to review ( Read more... )

I will now attempt to review seven movies in seven minutes. No editing. Just minute long reviews ( Read more... )

Rating: **

Review: I sort of knew that I was doomed to hate this movie, but I saw it anyway. I was expecting a repeat of my Alexander agony, but I was surprised to find myself having a different reaction. Instead of feeling mounting panic that I might never escape the movie, I calmly accepted that I was bored and began daydreaming. I briefly ( Read more... )

Rating: **1/2 ( Read more... )

Rating: ***1/2

Review: I really liked this movie, but I can't quite say that I loved it. The directing is fantastic, especially when you take into consideration how many scenes there are and what they entail. I know I personally would never have the stamina to do all those airplane or night club scenes. It's unquestionably a big movie, and there's ( Read more... )

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Rating: **3/4 ( Read more... )