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Keep in mind the first twenty minutes were something of a blur...thank you, giant bottle of champagne...

( Things I learned from NATIONAL TREASURE )

I love having breakthroughs on term papers. I'd imagine it's akin to being a drunk and having a "moment of clarity," except with more musings on Elvis' 60s film oeuvre and less puking and passing out. It almost makes up for my dsl going kerflooey and having to talk to tech support for two hours. Almost ( Read more... )

Oh, I didn't ( Read more... )

For those of you not in the WeHo ghetto, the Tomkat is one of the last true gay porn theaters in LA, complete with red cartpet entrance and the best marquee in town. Why am I bringing this up, on a day where I've (for the most part) sat around in a stupor and tried to fathom why I stayed up half the night only to wake up to a bigger nightmare than ( Read more... )

Two very long weeks and one near total meltdown later, I have resorted to my normal coping mechanisms in times of severe stress and general malaise, namely ( Read more... )

So, lately I've had this wacky idea that I want to get a cat. Nevermind the fact that I'm shite at taking care of myself, let alone another living entity. So, I'm going to start a list of all the reasons I shouldn't get a kitty, and I'm asking you to join in. For those of you who know me well, the reasons should flow easily ( Read more... )

Well, I fear that every year I'm going to get sad around September 28th. Yes, the would-have-been anniversary is upon me. Six freaking years (well, almost)...damn that's hard to wrap my head around. That's more than half a decade, people, if you were keeping track ( Read more... )

Holy majoly, it's been a good week for media. Why ( Read more... )

Okay, so technically I know California doesn't have seasons, but I swear to God I actually felt the transition between summer and fall earlier this evening. It reminded me of the kind of weather during Halloween when I was a kid. And it got me thinking about all sorts of things I really didn't feel like thinking about ( Read more... )