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One of the reasons I keep my hair very short, actually.
In case anyone wonders what I look like, here's an honest-to-goodness phone message my sister just left for me:
So I'm watching Silence of the Lambs on AMC right now and it's like watching you talking to some crazy man and it's freaking me out and I then thought we should go find the man who looks like Anthony Hopkins and have, like, you all dressed ( Read more... ) -
I figure I'll start with a Dirty Sanchez and then get graphic
Oh my, this is so delicious I had to share.
A contract for a health survey just came in. Some Department of Something is doing a sexual attitudes survey. Currently, the survey asks participants to answer items such as "My sexual knowledge and abilities are highly developed" and "I like learning about new ways to enhance my sexual pleasure."
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No one likes a pushy psychosis
Sometimes, right before I drop off to sleep, I have minor auditory and visual hallucinations. Not dreams, but actual waking-state sounds and images that exist in my brain but also on the ceiling or perched beside me on the pillow. These are usually extremely vivid and end when I sit bold upright wondering where the flaming Chinese dragon ( Read more... ) -
as soon as genetic engineering hits its stride, there'll be a live-action Taming of the Shrew
How is it that when The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and Troy hit the market at the same time, literary critics and the fandom alike lost their minds over the inaccuracies in LOTR but didn't give one whit about the adaptation of one of defining works of literature for Western society?
And now there's this.
Screw it, just gonna mind my own business and ( Read more... ) -
Annual Font Sale
Just a reminder for fans of comic art... the Comicraft Annual Sale is currently on! $20.11 for all fonts in their catalog. Mmmm, delicious, spiffy fonts...
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Shhh, Don't Poke the Internet.
Very, very brief navel-gazing ahead:
I think this is becoming my favorite time of the year, the time where nothing happens. No real news, no Internet fluff, nothing.
Not that stuff isn't going on, and generally it's the same stuff at the normal pace that stuff typically happens, but it's stuff happening without a hearty helping of drama. Life just ( Read more... ) -
True Story
Had a desperately boring erotic dream about Mike Rowe last night. He kept telling me he was there to do a dirty job but kept cleaning the house. I remember being furious and frustrated, but impressed by his deft handling of floor polish and his tile scrubbing techniques.
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Oh For F**k's Sake
I vote. I vote all the time. And I tend to vote for Democrats because I agree with their social policies more frequently than I agree with those held by Republican candidates. But were I a different person I would start voting for Republicans out of spite.
Click here to be irritated.
I'll just pretend this is brilliant social satire and go wash ( Read more... ) -
This Dog Is SMOKIN'!
Me: Check out this Craigslist ad I found for a Labradoodle...
Brown: Oh boy.
Me: "Andy is a 4 year old Black Male Labradoodle. He is close to 80 lbs. He is a great dog that needs to find the right home. He is a very smart guy and he gets bored easily if he does not have something to do. He is going to do best in a home that is active and will ( Read more... ) -
Dear Democratic National Committee (and Ke$ha)
Oh DNC, thanks for your horrible, horrible conduct in this campaign. I needed the aggressive attack ads, groundless accusations and fear-mongering, and complete disdain for your own party's supposed moral base. For a while there, I forgot that you were no different from Republicans.
Ke$ha, your videos are an excellent example of what suburbia ( Read more... )