the slamming of the door was deafening ( Read more... )

this life it seems ( Read more... )

Okay. Time for an update on the life of yours truly. Yesterday was a good day. Here's why. Me and some friends were hanging around downtown at LJs. We got bored and decided to change location. We moved 10 feet north. So there I am leaning against the front shop window of the new College Ave. Convenience Store. Adrian decides, 'Hey, I'm gonna give ( Read more... )

so i am sitting at LJ right now and i was just thinking about shit. like random things. stuff no one needs to know. but i will let you know anyways. i actually have a name for my penis. it is valhalla. that's right. VALHALLA. like the fact that i hate emo music because it's all just whiny bitches making music about the girls they loved, and the ( Read more... )

everything falls apart ( Read more... )

long time, no post. sorry about that. but here is one for all you bitches. i got this thingy from my friend, o.d., and decided to use it (please post ( Read more... )

jimmy was a good boy, but daddy thought he was a girl, raped the shit outta him, and let him lie there bleeding half to death, we all have problems, but who's that fucked up?

I just jakced off in a corner, so don't shake my right hand, but you know that you wanna suck me off, come on bitch, as I cum on you....over sexed teens with nothing better to do, that's what we are.....you came up to me the other day, and I made your day, all I know is.....I was so shit-faced I don't know......oversexed and underpaid, we're all ( Read more... )

To be homeless:
1. get clothes torn
2. roll around in dirt
3. roll around in vodka
then...
Plan for evil world conquering:
1. kill homeless man
2. have sex with a very dirty hooker
3. kill the president
4. jack off on the president's dead corpse

..†...when we die, do we go to where we believe in, like heaven or hell, or do we have a universal death place...†..