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[filthymeat]

I woke up with a very embarassing stain on my pants. Luckily I know this was caused by me dropping poached eggs all over myself. The list of disgusting things that I would never eat normally but end up ingesting when I drink never ceases to amaze me. Who ever thought that poached eggs topped with lox and cheese would be a good idea? I slowly

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[xtwistedfairyx]

Well you remember everything except for where you put your shirt...

[filthymeat]

touche