I knew it was mistake as soon as I said it

I thought she would respect me for putting my foot down, standing up for myself

This was before I realized that she hadn't done anything wrong

It's almost humorous, the talent that I have for fucking things up

I've gotten A new phone number. I just bought the phone and haven't memorized it yet so any one that needs it leave a message and I'll get back to you with it. No more 803.

I woke up with a very embarassing stain on my pants. Luckily I know this was caused by me dropping poached eggs all over myself. The list of disgusting things that I would never eat normally but end up ingesting when I drink never ceases to amaze me. Who ever thought that poached eggs topped with lox and cheese would be a good idea? I slowly ( Read more... )

I miss riding bikes.

The best gift that I received for my birthday was a new Irvine Welsh novel. The main character is a corrupt detective who suffers from genital exema and has A sentient parasite lodged somewhere deep in his gut. His crowning achievement in the novel sofar has been the rape of a 15 year old girl. Should I be worried if the person who bought this book ( Read more... )

All I want for christmas is to get crunk.

I'm fucking infuriated that I missed the front 242 show tonight. With my luck their plane will crash on the way back to Holland or where ever the fuck they are from and I'll be cheated out of ever seeing them. This is dirty's mad face. My rage about the show is somewhat balanced with the relief that my FINALLY buying a new car brings (Of course new ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or moritified) about what people remember about you.

I woke up this morning surrounded by a litter of empty beer bottles without a clear idea of how I made it home last night. All I know is that I went somewhere I've never been before and made a complete ass out of myself. Yea, it was definitely a good night.

yea it's true... all of you muthafuckers suck.