*wakes up after a long nap and feels weird*

*hoists himself up in his crib and clings to the sides before he realises his legs will support him after all*

*opens his mouth and hollers*

AAADDDAAAH!!!!!! ADA ADA ADA ADAAAAAAAH!!!!

*once again, makes a start to the day by screaming his head off*

*and for the record, likes being with the drunk guy better*

*wakes up feeling cold, hungry, decidedly wet and therefore miserable*

*opens his mouth and hollers at ear-splitting frequencies*