All right, kids. We're all here. While you're in this office, there will be no yelling, hitting, slapping, cutting, intense glaring, frustrated teeth gnashing, whinging, nose biting, ear biting, racist remarks ("dumbarse roundeared mortal freak"/"pointy eared pansy fruit" etc.), ethnic slurs ("stupid wood elves"/"bloodthirsty kinslaying Noldo prick ( Read more... )

THAT IS IT.

Fëanorians, Beren, Luthien, Ereinion, EVERYONE IN MY OFFICE MONDAY MORNING. DO YOU HEAR ME? I will not TOLERATE this juvenille bullshit here. You've all been through how many lifetimes and you're still fighting like CHILDREN? NO. It is not happening. So we're going to settle this. Monday morning, everyone will have their turn to speak ( Read more... )

. . .

This does not bode well with me. Not at all.

HEHEHEHE.

*clears throat* Ahem. I mean. Yay. It only took thousands upon thousands of years. ;)

o.O So it's not just my side of the family.

First off, welcome to Fëanor and Orophin. Never met the latter, am glad to see the former again. Don't destroy the city. Thanks. Enjoy.

This is mostly for my darling queen who has put up with me running around the city all week getting those fire victims back into their homes at the cost of having a very absent husband, along with Orodreth having ( Read more... )

CELEGORM!!

Who was in charge of this child? WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SUPERVISING THIS CHILD AND INSTEAD LET THEM ROAM AROUND THE CITY BUILD AN EFFIGY OF STRAW AND SET IT ON FIRE UNTIL IT CONSUMED HALF A BLOCK OF HOUSES ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY?

That's right. A half a block. You all got to sleep last night, nice and warm in your cozy beds, but ( Read more... )

*files icon change form 1040F-U*

Crisis averted.

All right, Adar, first on the list of maniacs to take care of? HER. Go to the weapons room and get out your old sword before heading over there. If you can come back with a comfort animal, there will be much rejoicing.

And for the rest of you people--if you have a problem with how I'm running the city, talk to me. Talk to Eärwen ( Read more... )

*notices something odd wrapped up in Eärwen's room*

...

*can't help but unwrap it*

O.O

*reads inscription*

To Luthien: schtupping = marriage = child bride = bad. Love, Eärwen

........

jeebus

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee mysonisback. :D :D :D

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee mynephewis back. :D :D :D

I spent all of yesterday until this afternoon finishing up about four days of paperwork so I can spend this weekend with you and Finrod and Artanis and Amarië and any other free loaders who should pop on by and of course youyouyouyouyouyou. <3

And where is your father ( Read more... )