whoa been away for quite a bit, and what have i been doing with my time? bumming goats and fighting crime. in true *LJ style* i am going to make a list ( Read more... )

over the years i have eaten some stupid shit....really stupid... anyone remember the thumb tacs or the country china? daves contact lens? blue tack? floor cake? white spirit? god the list is endless ( Read more... )

last night i was standing in the chip shop looking up at all the enticing pictures of animal flesh burnt and battered so badly when a thought struck me - how sick is fried chicken ( Read more... )

walking back from the train station today i passed a familiar little face waving at me from the window of a well known university kebabshop, and at that precise moment a well choreographed scene unfolded where regular tramps had the grace of a 13 year old bolivian ballerina and latvian buskers knew all the lyrics to a song that seemed to come from ( Read more... )

"grandmas cooking pot" thats the headline for a story in the guardian today, and i thought look at her isnt she sweet - its an old lady doing recipies for the guardian until i said it out loud ( Read more... )

i am of course a big forerunner for ingenious schemes and timewasting on my own part and hell i dont care what happens - i laugh at disability and small animals with the clap... but this man is my personal hero tonight for the ingenious amount of not caring apparent...

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im bored already... i have done as any other guy my age would have done and built a fort out of all my bedroom furniture, i am king of the fort and YOU cant come in mwahahahahahahahahahahah.... i may be a bit drunk but who knows ( Read more... )

- is it possible to fashion a casual jacket out of strawberry laces ( Read more... )

so i tried to be a cheeky bastard and download star wars episode three through bearshare so that i could watch it several weeks before everybody else and feel smug in that knowledge - spent two days downloading over a GB in data just to sit down moist at the gills to "brianna loves jenna" a porn film...a LESBIAN porn film. normally i wouldnt ( Read more... )

so its spring break and all is warm and sunny and being in the library is nowhere near as fun as chasing the swans down by the lake with a bottle of rum in hand. everybody has left me at uni and gone home to warm baths and even warmer meals, except a few of the third year girlies who are handing in their dissertations this week then leaving me also ( Read more... )