2 years later and guess what kids? life still sucks.

you know what? im over you.

ohhh...now i remember why i stopped going to school..

heres to seasonal madness
part-time relatives
and substitutes for love.

and that's all i want in this life, is for the pain to seem purposeful.

FUCK LITHIUM.

One day i woke up, and my mom gave me a cookie. So I ate it. So I ate it. And it was really yummy. So I went, I went to school, and my friend gave me a cookie. So I ate it. So I ate it. And I was really full. So I went, I went to class, and my friend gave me a donut. So I ate it. So I ate it. And I felt really sick. So I puked on my teacher. I ( Read more... )

How nice it must be to have someone so in love with you they would sing about the day you died.

can i have conor for christmas, please please please?
or at least edward norton?

no, conor.

me and leah want our own plane and we are going to name it 'the flying chinchilla of doom'and it will be green. but we cannot afford one, so we are going to find a really rich old guy with a plane; like hugh hefner; and have him adopt us. and then we can be like 'granpa, can we take out the plane?!' and he will say 'of course pumpkins' and if hugh ( Read more... )

affection as medicine is highly overrated.