...with bad luck always followin' me around
I'll fall right back to hell just to
shovel coal...

O Lord won't you help me save my worthless soul
O Lord won't you help me before I lose my mind

I laughed uncontrollably when I stumbled across this on facebook this morning ( Read more... )

If you know which children's book that alias comes from, I will give you one hug. And then we'll make a snack and read it together. It has chapters and it's spooky. Those are the hints.

Saturday night what brings you here.

1. When you shop Menaaaaaaaards ( Read more... )

I went Ikea-ing today and picked up another Billy bookcase. Tressheek.


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I woke up INEXPLICABLY ANGRY.

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That's a lie. I got angry after I woke up.

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NYRs ( Read more... )

When people decorate their lawns with plastics and inflatables from EVERY BLESSED CRISPIXY CONCEPT. For example. The lawn will have a nativity scene {with or without a Little Tykes log cabin as the barn}. And then a few feet away there will be a giant blow-up Santa Ho-hoing away. And then ~guarding~ the house will be a couple of Nutcrackers. On the ( Read more... )

This semester was outrageous.


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I don't want to live a sad life.